So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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