i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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