It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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