No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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