I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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