nut hugger
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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