ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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