there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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