omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
