there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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