Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Randomize
