Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
whose parrot is this?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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