just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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