What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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