I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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