wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
