Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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