At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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