I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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