addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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