I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
