I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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