can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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