Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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