no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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