I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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