Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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