so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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