I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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