so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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