Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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