Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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