This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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