News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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