i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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