do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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