i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
3 2 1 whiskey
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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