oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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