if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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