I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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