we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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