I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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