I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Fuck appropriateness.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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