4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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