the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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