your thong is hanging out like whoa
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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