he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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