if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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