He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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