i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize