3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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