Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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